This better. That more. This less.

Eat better.

Read more.

Drink less.

Daven more.

Be cranky less.

Exercise more.

Buy less.

Write more.

Yell at my kids less.

Play with my kids more.

Watch TV less.

Clean up around the house more.

Procrastinate less.

Learn more.

Facebook less.

Be happy more.

Worry less.

Play guitar more.

Complain less.

Yeah. I can do that.

Can’t I?

Exhale.